Harry Potter jokes
If they wrote a book that summed up all of the Harry Potter books, what would it be called?
How about “Harry Potter and the Half-Deathly Order of the Secret Azkaban Fire Stone.”
What is green, slimey and outside of Hagrids Paddock?
Rita Skeeter!
What is Snapes Boggart?
Shampoo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
He-who-must-not-be-named.
He-who-must-not-be-named who?
He-who-must-not-be-named!
He-who-must-not-be-named who?!
Er, uh, I — Oh — Avada Kedavra!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You know.
You-Know-Who?
YEP! Avada kedavra!
Q: How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Q: How many Death Eaters does it take to stir a cauldron?
A: Just one — he puts his wand in the cauldron and the earth revolves around him.
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2 opinions for Harry Potter jokes
Harry Potter
Apr 10, 2008 at 15:38
Thanks for the jokes!
I love them.
Rebecca
Jun 12, 2008 at 19:04
LOL
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