Harry Potter pick up lines
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
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My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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11 opinions for Harry Potter pick up lines
Ewelina
Mar 4, 2008 at 18:49
Wow!! LOL Those are really funny! A bit perverted LOL, but very funny ^^
Aoife
Mar 5, 2008 at 08:00
lol..some good one’s now!
Save Brooms..ride quiditch players ;) :L
Moriarty Matheson
Mar 5, 2008 at 18:34
No…its IS a wand…
BellaSnape
Mar 5, 2008 at 18:49
maybe Im thick but I dont get the one about Severus?
Moriarty Matheson
Mar 5, 2008 at 19:16
HP 6.
Severus is the son of Eileen Prince (I think thats her first name) and some fellow with the last name Snape. The guy is a muggle, the Prince is pureblood. Severus is a half-blood Prince.
Prince Full Blood….well…. think MALE.
The books have been out for over a year, don’t yell at me about spoilers. It’s your own damned fault for not reading it =P
BellaSnape
Mar 6, 2008 at 06:51
NO, No dont worry I have read the Half blood prince many times in fact I know that Snapes parents are a witch: Eileen Prince and a muggle:Tobias Snape. I just didnt get that one about him, and to tell the truth I still dont. but oh well.
BellaSnape
Mar 6, 2008 at 06:54
Wait I think I may have got it Severus = one half blood prince and Severus = another half blood prince. two halves equals a full blood prince.
Andrea Ramos
Mar 6, 2008 at 13:55
Very funny! :)
Luis
Mar 6, 2008 at 14:02
Pure Genius! :)
taylor
Mar 14, 2008 at 19:03
OMG! these were hilarious!!!!!!
save brooms… ride quiditch players — that is amazing! :D
Nanna Puddin
Jun 7, 2008 at 09:35
THOES ARER SOOO PREVERTED!!!!!! i may be A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN, but i hate thoes. they are nasty
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