The Uncyclopedia on Harry Potter
If you don’t know about the Uncyclopedia, well, today is your lucky day. Basically, it’s the opposite of a useful resource; kind of like the anti-Wikipedia. Here’s what the Uncyclopedia has to say about Harry Potter:
Harry Potter, dear readers, is a series of seven books (Disputed; some believe the seventh one didn’t count. That would require another book to be written) by JK Rowling, primarily about a child named Harry Potter who graduates from wizard school and also happens to have a spirit named “Deus Ex Machina” trapped inside him, which conveniently gives him near-unlimited power whenever he is in trouble. The series was attacked by religious groups, not because they disagreed with the mention of magic, but because the books were published with a fine leather binding with gold trim in a manner similar to the Bible, which made them feel insecure. In addition, many liberals were offended by Harry’s defeat of Hilary Clinton and his endorsement of private school vouchers for Hogwarts.
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Oh, and it gets worse - here are some discarded Harry Potter book titles:
Harry Potter: and the two other kids that cant act
Harry Potter: and the wet dream
Harry Potter: The inevitable break down of a child actor
Harry Potter: Does dallas
Harry Potter versus Beatrix Potter
Harry Potter versus his homosexuality
Harry Potter: and the chamber of commerce
Harry potter: and the prisoner of Ecsobar
Awesome. I love this kind of stuff!
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