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The Gryffindor Gazette

by Wendy on August 6th, 2007

Canis Lupus
Dec 26, 2007 at 20:09

Umbridge: As usual?
Potter: 5 galleons…
Umbridge: That’s too much, its usually two!
Potter: 5 or nothing, you know the deal.
Umbridge: What’s the money for?
Potter: Nothing.
Umbridge: Tell me!
Potter: Ginny’s pregnant!
Umbridge: Poor baby…
anomotopoeia
Mar 26, 2008 at 16:21

Harry: (thinking to himself) i hope she likes me, but how do ask her? i love you jane, will you kiss me already?no, not enough passion..
Umbridge: (thinking to herself) if i seductively put my arms around his neck, and kiss him straight on the mouth, maybe he will feel the same way i do!