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The Gryffindor Gazette

by Wendy on July 25th, 2007

Have at it, my intrepid readers!

Lovegood Radishes
Jul 25, 2007 at 20:04

The Dursley’s coddling their son after his encounter with dementors. Dudley blames Harry for nearly sucking the soul out of him, yea like he wouldn’t have done that already if he was capable of it.
dune777
Jul 25, 2007 at 21:07

Cousin - Father Harry change the program of the teletubie

Father- demons Harry change your spell and again return to the teletuvies…. noooootttt Harryyyy… the program only … not to the teletuvieeeessssss

Teletuvies: Helllll llllllloooooo!!!!!

Mother (thinks) - they do not pay the sufficient thing to me for this!
SKITTLES!!!! 8D
Aug 3, 2007 at 03:15

i saw de movie and dud nearly made me puke in my popcorn!Talk bout uuugllllyyyy dudleeeeeee

actually,not popcorn,skittles(u no those fruity mnm like things.dey r YUUUUMMALICOUS!
christine
Aug 21, 2007 at 17:23

monkey: *trows poo on walls*

dudley: dad!! how can you not see that?? its right there!!!

*poo
christine
Aug 21, 2007 at 17:25

slides down wall*

duds dad: i dont no what your talking about…

duds mom: i dont mind looking at it, really, i mean it kinda looks like me…..
Canis Lupus
Dec 26, 2007 at 19:43

Uncle Vernon: Who raped you son?
Dudley: * points at Harry*
Aunt Petunia: *thought: I always knew he was gay*